Confessions of Retail: All the Tea

Cheeeese Packets?

Here's the Tea in episode 37:Amy and Lexy talk about their Thanksgiving, a pandemic Polar Express ride and a surprise haircut.In the News, we have articles about a Costco Karen and an ice cold robbery.Then for Tea Time, we have stories about some cheese packets, a vebally valid ID, a pricey wooden table, and a pizza for star.Tune in again next week for another round of All the Tea.

Pitter Patter

Here's the Tea in episode 38:This week, Amy and Lexy revisit the "wonders" of motherhood and Lexy's habit of over-the-top holiday decorating.In the News, we have articles about a tip refusal and some store smashing... Yikes!Then for Tea Time, we have stories about some cable complications, a "Madam" Karen, a cart corral standoff, and a run-in with the devil's advocate.Tune in again next week for another round of All the Tea!

Down with the Sickness

Here's the Tea in episode 39:This week, these lovely ladies talk about Amy being *no longer* down with the sickness and Lexy being the Martha Stuart of dollar stores.In the News, we have articles about a devious deli and paying it forward in the sweetest way possible!Then for Tea Time, we have stories about a sick husband, a burnt toast smell, a last minute shopper, and some wings with a side of karma.Tune in next Wednesday for another round of All the Tea!

This is 40

It's the Season 2 Finale and we're coming at you with some quick announcements!We made it onto another list y'all! We are #16 out of the Top 35 Retail Podcasts of 2020 on Feedspot!We also have a new website up with a blog for All the Tea updates and events!!!Don't forget to join your hosts for a virtual toast January 16th @ 9pm EST! Event info can be found on our Facebook page!Here's the Tea in episode 40:This week, Amy and Lexy talk about a once-every-800-years grand conjuction and adults who don't understand waiting lines.In the News, we have articles about a murderous meal to go and a ceremonial plunger fail.Then for Tea Time, we have stories about a fryer fire, a key replacement, a Karen for the holidays, a Christmas rant, and a tree shortage... allegedly.Thanks for tuning in for our last round of All the Tea in 2020!!! We'll see you all in January when the s***show returns!

We’re Back B*tches!

It's season 3! Here's the Tea in episode 1:We're kicking things off with a sea shanty of our own! Then, Amy and Lexy discuss their new segments, youtube channel, mouth breathers and pandemic pizza.In the News, we've got articles about a car thief and the KFConsole.Then for Tea Time, we have stories about a crappy catering service, some confusing returns, a trespassing trespasser, and a *free* printer.Tune in next week for another round of All the Tea!This week's featured promo:Two Beards Please PondcastFind them here!

Plasticlear and Laxatives

Here's the Tea in episode 2:Amy and Lexy discuss deliveries to petty customers and creepy internet people.In the News, we've got articles about a grocery store heist of sorts and grand theft auto of the nude variety.In our new segment, Show Shop, we discuss episodes 1-3 of the show Superstore.Then for Tea Time, we have stories about a drunken complaint, a difficult drive-thru order, quitting a toxic job, and an order for Dave.Tune in again next week for another round of All the Tea!

Don’t Mess with the Jesus

Here's the Tea in episode 3:This week, Amy and Lexy talk about some holy car repairs and some groundhog-induced spring cleaning.In the News, we've got articles about spontaneous sanitary combustion and some fresh "fake" tuna.Then for Tea Time, we have stories about a missing receipt, a nosy customer, a declined card, and some needed social distance.Tune in next week for another round of All the Tea!This week's featured promo:Arbitrary Advice PodcastFind them here!

It’s the Audacity

Here's the Tea in episode 4:This week, Amy and Lexy talk about getting mixed up with customers, interviewing at home, and some holy mail.In the News, we've got articles about an orally distracted robbery and the gorilla glue hair situation.For Show Shop, we discuss episodes 4 and 5 of Superstore. SPOILER ALERT!Then for Tea Time, we have stories about a pandemic spitter, a random Karen in the midst, a disgusting return, and some bogo pasta.Tune in again next week for another round of All the Tea.

Hot Farts and Lavaburst

Here's the Tea in episode 5:This week, Amy and Lexy talk about the massive snow storm, a juice mix up, and a weird delivery.In the News, we've got articles about a wholesale fart and a lavaburst petition.Then for Tea Time, we have a story about a "crafty" Karen, a delivery mix up, a stalk-y customer, and a hardware hot call.Tune in again next week for another round of All the Tea!This week's featured promo:Man Bites Dog PodcastFind them here!

Cap’n Underpants

Here's the Tea in episode 6:This week, our lovely co-hosts talk about a Karen in the electronics dept and a creepy crush at a local store,In the News, we have articles about a cheeky customer and man in a maze.For Show Shop, we discuss episodes 6 & 7 of Superstore.Then for Tea Time, we have stories about a wet pair of pants, some hulk shoulders, dealing with racism, and a dog shopper.Tune in again next week for another round of All the Tea!