Confessions of Retail: All the Tea

Oil For Days

Here's the Tea in episode 7:The lovely ladies discuss nudity and personal space in the work place.In the News, we have articles about a trendy tip and a feisty Florida woman.In the Back Room, we joke about oily business in the adult film industry.Then for Tea Time, we have stories about a burn mark, a retail cowboy, a confused customer, and a pretend manager.Join us again next Wednesday for another round of all the Tea!Can't wait a whole week? Check out our Patreon! New minisodes out on Saturdays!!!

The Flash Mob Episode

Here's the Tea in episode 8:Lexy makes a lake delivery and Amy deals with a cringe-worthy advance.In the News, we have articles about a bag of bacon and a store suddenly closing.For Movie Reviews, Amy discusses Playing With Fire. Lexy slacked and played Spyro all week.Then for Tea Time, we have stories about a price dispute, some electric blankets, a wine scare, and a broken gas pump.Join us again next Wednesday for another round of All the Tea!Can't wait a whole week? Check out our Patreon! New minisodes on Saturdays!

Wash Your F***ing Hands!

It's our one year podiversary!!!You're welcome. *Spirit Curtsy*Here's the Tea in episode 9:Amy deals with chew tobacco cringe and Lexy has a wild elderly encounter.In the News, we have articles about Target employees and McD's self-order screens.In the Backroom, (TW: suicide) we joke about the funny, the weird, and a back room pandemic article.Then for Tea Time, we have stories about some beers, a bible blu-ray, a sick child, and a rude lady.Join us again next Wednesday for another round of All the Tea!Can't wait a whole week? Check out our Patreon! New minisodes on Saturdays!

Super Soft Melty Vanilla

Here's the Tea in episode 10:Amy and Lexy talk about a few of the different ways the COVID-19 shutdown is already affecting their daily lives.In the News, we have articles about some good-hearted liquor distilleries and a wine bottle fight.For Movies, we review Charlie's Angels, Jojo Rabbit, Uncut Gems and Bombshell.Then for Tea Time, we have stories about customer threats, some closed store confusion, a crappy curfew customer, and a customer's advice during a pandemic.Join us again next Wednesday for another round of All the Tea!Can't wait another week? Check out our Patreon! New minisodes on Saturdays!Want to know more about Between Lewis & Lovecraft? Check them out here!https://lewislovecraft.podbean.com/

How to Summon a Cheeseburger 101

Here's the Tea in episode 11:Lexy and Amy talk about the shutdown and how they are dealing with the madness.In the News, we have articles about panic weed buying and quarter pounder candles.In the Back Room, we have more hilarious titles and Amy discusses one guy's brilliant idea for the shutdown.Then for Tea Time, we have stories about thongs, stupidity, milk and pans.Join us again next Wednesday for another round of All the Tea!Can't wait a whole week? Check out our Patreon! New minisodes on Saturdays!

Here, Kitty Kitty

Here's the Tea in episode 12:We were officially deemed non-essential! So during this crazy quarantine mess, we went and made a Tik Tok. @confofretailpodcastIn the News, we have articles about a Sam's Club stabber and a supermarket sicko.For Movie Reviews, we discuss the wild ride that is Tiger King; the gay, redneck, gun-toting, tiger breeding show we never knew we needed. Oh, and Carole totally killed her husband.Then for Tea Time, we have stories about some sweet regulars, a price tag disagreement, entitlement during a plague, and last but not least, a cashier's rant amid a pandemic.Join us again next Wednesday for another round of All the Tea!Can't wait a whole week? Check out our Patreon! New minisodes on Saturdays!

All the Bloops Pt. Deux

Extra Extra! All the Bloops!

Patreon Sneak Peek

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Prepare Your Potatoes!

Here's the Tea in episode 15:Lexy and Amy talk about stir craziness and the pandemic dasher struggle.Instead of news this week, we take another cruise in the time machine to Amy and Lexy's second jobs in life.For Movie Reviews, we discuss the Tiger King finale, an inside story of Doc Antle's sanctuary, and an unexpectedly cringy movie called Ma.Then for Tea Time, we have stories about a health inspector, a mattress return, a mask debacle, and a drugstore hypocrite.Join us again next Wednesday for another round of All the Tea!Can't wait another week? Check out our Patreon! New minisodes on Saturdays!Shout out to Jonny Benson from the Beer Man Beer podcast for the story! Check them out! https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-beer-man-beer-podcast/id1447661438

Truly Buzzed

Here's the Tea in episode 16:Amid the quarantine craziness, Amy and Lexy have made an alcoholic discover Truly worth mentioning.In the news, we have articles about a generous CEO and a service fee limit.In the Back Room, Amy brings some heat to the table and Lexy was NOT ready.Then for Tea Time, we have stories about some to-go booze, a feral Karen, a quarter collector, and a strawberry sale.Tune in next Wednesday for another round of All the Tea!Can't wait another week? Check out our Patreon! New minisodes on Saturdays!